New Year's Resolutions
1. Stop being frustrated when people say "New Year's." "What are you doing for New Year's?" "I have the cutest outfit I'm wearing for New Year's." "New Year's this year is going to be the biggest party of all." No longer will I let this this bother me.
2. Get a damn flu shot.
3. No more internet Russian midget amputee S&M porn.
4. Try to embrace my feminine side without getting a run in my pantyhose.
5. Love like I don't need the money, dance like I've never been hurt, and work like no one's watching.
6. Finish that dirigible I've been building in the basement.
7. Try to get off the oxycodone and switch to Dilaudid.
8. Be nicer to the household staff, especially Clive, my valet.
2. Get a damn flu shot.
3. No more internet Russian midget amputee S&M porn.
4. Try to embrace my feminine side without getting a run in my pantyhose.
5. Love like I don't need the money, dance like I've never been hurt, and work like no one's watching.
6. Finish that dirigible I've been building in the basement.
7. Try to get off the oxycodone and switch to Dilaudid.
8. Be nicer to the household staff, especially Clive, my valet.
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